We are using Microsoft Office 2000 for work.
(Dont remind me how old that thing is.)

Today’s Tip of the Day (as dispensed by the lovely animated cat / Microsoft Office Assistant when I opened a Microsoft Word document this morning) is:

"Don’t run with a scissors. You may hurt yourself."

Isn’t that an absolutely brilliant office tip?! Very useful actually. It makes total sense! Though it’s not related to the software at all lol. That’s why I find it so utterly cute. :)